How to play Steal ASMR!
Everything a new player needs: the first session, how long hatching takes, how to defend your collection, and how Lucky Spin works.
Your first session
- Hatch your free starter egg — it pops in about 5 seconds.
- Place the squishy on your plot ("Place your ASMR on your plot!").
- Walk over your squishies — they make ASMR sounds and earn money.
- Like the game + join ASMR Creations for +10,000 Speed.
- Expand your land ($200 per the first unlocks; costs rise — a 1M unlock was creator-reported at the 50k-cash mark).
- Steal your first egg: carry it home and place it to hatch. You can get chased.
Eggs & hatching
Eggs come from the map and other players' bases; carry one home and place it on your plot to hatch. Documented hatch times:
| Egg | Hatch time |
|---|---|
| Starter (free, first egg) | ~5 seconds |
| Common eggs | 1–5 minutes |
| Rare eggs | 2.5–5 hours |
| Observed countdowns | 2h 28m · 3h 31m · 4h 31m |
Glowing and rainbow variants exist; rarer eggs take longer. Eggs hatch while placed — plan around long timers, and put traps on top of eggs to protect them.
Base defense: stop thieves
Other players can steal your placed ASMRs, exactly like you steal theirs. Traps (documented: 3 charges in the hotbar) can be placed on the floor and on top of eggs to catch thieves.
Trap cost and acquisition source were not visible in captured footage — treat the count as "at least 3" and check your hotbar.
Lucky Spin: prizes & free spins
The Lucky Spin wheel near the mailbox gives a free spin every ~2 minutes (a "Next free spin" countdown is shown); extra spins are purchasable (documented: Buy 1 = 36, Buy 5 = 131 of the premium currency).
| Prize | Chance |
|---|---|
| 2× Income, 5 minutes | 20% |
| 4× Income, 5 minutes | 7% |
| 2× Treadmill, 5 minutes | 20% |
| 4× Treadmill, 5 minutes | 25% |
| 6× Treadmill, 5 minutes | segment seen, % unconfirmed |
| +20% Speed, 5 minutes | 20% |
| Instant Hatch | 8% |
| Rainbow Orbeez (Flawless, $30.00M/s) | 4% |
| Rainbow Dumpling | ~7% |
| two further segments (70% / 40%) | not yet attributed — disclosed |
Active buffs show remaining time (e.g. "2× Income 9:41"). A documented spin won Rainbow Orbeez at $30.00M/s. See what squishies pay: what each squishy pays.
Money basics
Income = the sum of your placed squishies' $/s. Conditions and multipliers change it (see conditions; speed multipliers that boost income are in train speed for zone gates). When your plot fills up, swap out the lowest earners — a documented player removed a low-payer to make space. Rewards beyond income: codes status & reward routes.